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[Funny Jokes] Three Funny Children Jokes

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I. My Father's The Best

       Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, "My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!"
       The second one said, "That's nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start running, and get there before the bullet!"
       The third boy just smiled. "That's nothing. My father is a civil servant. He gets off work at 5 and is home before 4!"

2. Gifts For Your Teacher
     On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher.
     The florist's son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?"
     "That’s right!" said the boy.
     Then the candy store owner's son gave her his package. She shook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it a box of candy?"
     "That's right!" said the boy.
      Next the liquor store owner's son handed her his box.
      She shook it, held it up, and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "I bet I know what it is. Is it wine?"
      "No," said the boy.
       She touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it Champagne?"
       "No," said the boy.
       "I give up. What is it?"
       The boy grinned. "A puppy!"

3. Jimmy's Not Stupid
       Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.
       Little Jimmy stood up, alone.
       Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"
       "No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."


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