Fun Time
1.Much worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 2.Money and friend A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 3.The power of love Wife: Why do you keep my photo in the wallet all the time? Husband: Sure ,honey. When I have problems, I will look at your photo and the problems always seem to be gone. Wife: see? I am your miracle right? Husband: Of course. When I look at you, I realize that what in the world could cause more trouble! 4.They are directly from America. Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 5.Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" |
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Fun Time
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[Funny Jokes]
